Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Four Leaf Clovers and Leprauchans too!
so I work in a casino.
There are slot machines there.
Themed slot machines.
Imagine if you will... a machine with an irish theme. Leprauchans, Irish jigs, four leaf covers, pots of gold, rainbows... you get the picture now...
This machine is facing the carousel where I work... a lot!
There are only so many times you can here "Welcome te Rainbow-land!" in that stupid cockney accent before you want to stangle somebody!
Then the bosses decided (who gave them brains) to put in 3 more within 6 feet of eachother.
Today all of them kept hitting the bonus round simultaneously...so I heard "welcome welcome welcome te Rainbow-land" very loudly from 3 different dirrections... and all 3 patrons found the stupid ass leprauchan at the same time so I heard "oh ye found me, I guess I'll be keepin' me gold all to meself"... also from 3 different directions...
I was in HELL!
Worst of all...
I switched windows with another girl to go there today...
Full blown idiot mode today!
There are slot machines there.
Themed slot machines.
Imagine if you will... a machine with an irish theme. Leprauchans, Irish jigs, four leaf covers, pots of gold, rainbows... you get the picture now...
This machine is facing the carousel where I work... a lot!
There are only so many times you can here "Welcome te Rainbow-land!" in that stupid cockney accent before you want to stangle somebody!
Then the bosses decided (who gave them brains) to put in 3 more within 6 feet of eachother.
Today all of them kept hitting the bonus round simultaneously...so I heard "welcome welcome welcome te Rainbow-land" very loudly from 3 different dirrections... and all 3 patrons found the stupid ass leprauchan at the same time so I heard "oh ye found me, I guess I'll be keepin' me gold all to meself"... also from 3 different directions...
I was in HELL!
Worst of all...
I switched windows with another girl to go there today...
Full blown idiot mode today!
Dragonfly 7/20/2005 09:44:00 PM
3 Comments:
That's funny. Sorry.
I was telling Firefly about it, ON THE PHONE and she told me to post it... I hope it's as funny here as it was to her... 'cause she was giggling pretty hard when I was talking to her.
I can do a pretty good imitation of the machine.
Stupid leprachaun.
hehehe
I can do a pretty good imitation of the machine.
Stupid leprachaun.
hehehe
At least he wasn't after your lucky charms! Sorry, Sorry...
Living in Las Vegas I know exactly what you are talking about...since they switched to slips of paper so you don't constantly hear coins jingle, all you can here are the stupid machines...there is just one that makes me want to beat it with a stick though:
Wheel.......Of.......Fortune.
Living in Las Vegas I know exactly what you are talking about...since they switched to slips of paper so you don't constantly hear coins jingle, all you can here are the stupid machines...there is just one that makes me want to beat it with a stick though:
Wheel.......Of.......Fortune.