... and into the Light

i have been cleaning up my facebook page... cause there's a lot of crap on it... and came across this in my notes... written in July 2008. Kind of made me giggle. then i remembered why i wrote it. Just wanted to add it to the mix.

Just a warning!

Being my friend can cause pain, heartache, disappointment and the tendency to want to murder me.
I am giving everyone the choice to maintain contact and friendship with me or walk away now.

Be advised that I have foot in mouth disease.
I have been known to be both selfish and selfless.
I am moody and irritable.
I will burden you insatiably.
And I am a complete and total fool.
I guess I shouldn’t forget to mention the fact that I am a complete basket case and have been known to make the simplest thing the most difficult experience of your entire life.
There is no end to the sadness and pain that I can and probably will cause in your life.
But I do have the ability to make up for some of it at least.
While sometimes it is good to be my friend - I can be quite amusing - it is also a physically and emotionally draining experience and I feel it 100% necessary to inform everyone to the perils of being my friend.