... and into the Light

I need to make a list.
A list of qualities I want and don't want in a man
Because there's too many freaky people out there
And I have a habit of finding them

I know I've written about this before
But I keep finding new and "exciting" things to add to the list.

He must cook (not just make toast - I mean a meal, not KD either)
Clean - that's doing laundry, vacuuming, toilets...
Not live at home, cause Mom can't have been looking after you your whole life.
Personal hygeine is essential - please brush your teeth, shower
Sports - you can like them, cause I like some too, but if it means missing work, or not having a conversation, then seriously - you need to go away.

there's also the... EEWWW EW EW EW factor... cause it turns out I am vain. (Oh yes - the blind date incident) I can't look at you and be repulsed.

I know there's more, but I can't think of them right now...
They will come...
thank goodness for the edit button!

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